You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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