google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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