In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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