He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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