we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Someone shattered a urinal.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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