my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
We smell like vodka and hangover
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