Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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