32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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