I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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True strength comes from lack of pants
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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