what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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