My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
what the fuck happened to the tacos
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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