i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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