Pants 0. Shit 1.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I got her a Nickelback box set.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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