too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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