im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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