its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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