So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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