There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I am mentally ready for anal.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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