Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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