It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
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He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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