I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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