Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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