With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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