I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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