It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I got inside last night via doggy door
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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