Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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