YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I lost the right to judge tonight
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
