return my video game
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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