i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Also, beer. Big fan.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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