i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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