So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I want to have your abortion
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
