when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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