Nicole vs. Life
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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