You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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