Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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