Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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