do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
that may or may not have been my penis.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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