brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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