Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize