Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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