Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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