You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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