he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
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I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You ruined the universe
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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