I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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