Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
NoShamevember. You game?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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