I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
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Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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