he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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