I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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