And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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