Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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