if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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