i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
